Bencana vs Lumrah

Baru sekejap tadi 10.35pm Jepun dilanda gempa M7.4


Semalam pegawai kastam jatuh bangunan MACC lagi


Kemarin murid mati dipukul ustaz


Penganggur & remaja didapati bersalah merogol


Datin Seri Shahnaz A. Majid tuntut harta sepencarian RM400j


Datuk Seri Mahmud Abu Bekir tak hadir mahkamah


Video sex kat youtube


Tak mengaku


Report polis


Saman


Bukti


Peguam


Pusing fakta


Sumpah


Hujan tak berhenti


Banjir


Ribut


Bantuan


Kafir


Haram

.... pada aku dunia ini tiada bencana


.... lumrahnya memang sebegitu


.... dari awal kejadian alam hinggalah kini


.... tiada apa yang nak di hairankan


.... tiada yang kekal


.... tiada apa yang tidak berubah


Hanya ALLAH yang KEKAL dan mengetahui segalanya....

Top Hits Di YOUTUBE Semalam

Hebat mamat polis Sulawesi ni....

Chaiya Chaiya

Penafian Wan Azizah & Nurul

Kak Wan Azizah dengan emosional tamatkan sidang akhbar apabila wartawan tanya pasal jam Omega.

Pakatan Rakyat sekarang menentang sekeras-sekerasnya cadangan diadakan RCI.

Ada desas-desus petang tadi mengatakan Wan Azizah batal pemergian ke Sarawak untuk iringi Baru Bian ke penamaan calon esok pagi.

Alamak! I shouldn't write about this anymore... Sorry!

  

Lawak Menghilangkan Tension

Idiots are Clever People Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it  crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven, where  the Devil was standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore it was agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." The idiot went to Heaven.

WHO ARE THE IDIOT?

Penafian Pengarah Komunikasi PKR

Nik Nazmi dengan pantas menafikan bahawa lelaki dalam video itu bukan DSAI.


Ikuti penafiannya di sini

Sorry Takbleh Tahan

Ingatkan nak bercuti dari memperkatakan tentang perkara ni, tetapi hati ini bergelojah tak tentu pasal.

Lepas upload benda ni, aman skit kut....

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